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sooo IF I HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY
i would.......

(1)see what it feels like to wank
(2)party boy someone
(3)teabag someone
(4)have a pee conversation
(5)pee outside
(6)bobby slap someone
(7) sunbathe with my penis out
(9)chase a granny shouting"LOOK WHAT IV GOT"
(10)put it on a desk
(11)write in pee
(12) compair sizes
(13) measure it with a ruler
(14)see how long i could hold it for
(15)put it in someones shoe
(16)webcam someone going looook>>>
(17) draw a smiley face on it
(18) get a tatoo of my best friends face on it
(19)see if i could get it stuck in leather couch
(20) give someone anal ;O i kiidd......
see what its like having sex :D





so theres 20 things id do if i had a penis. Joined by aileen
:D



what would you do if you had a penis?
unless you'v already got one you lucky bastards
over and out Xo

AnotherOneBitesTheDust

Blogggg :)

dunnipace wass giddd
made up with a few folk :D
Ginnn & DocterPepper is like the best orgasum you'v had in a bottle :D
i love hanna montana pal
Me and Aileen are on the LIST ¬,¬
ahhhhhh!


Aileen has a pet spoon called spoony :D
no really its called Perry :S
she has a spoon she takes everywhere with her
hahaha weirdo :P

special K bars are gid (y)
hahaha special K
:D
wanna touch my hairy spaceman toes?
i know you doo
school was total gid yesterday
im doing credit modern studies xD
im fucking brainy yasss!!!
perty in my pants kenn

i have a bouncey ball called steve
he's glittery
and awsome

this is realllllllyyyy long
ahhhh poo :P
well i ish away babe ;)
winkey fasheee
x

ThisGuiltCouldFillAFuckingSea

not been on here in a while :)

oki if youv got something to say to me
say it to my face ken
and to be honist im glad he's happy
i did fuck him around alot
seeing him with a smile on his face is awsome
shes good for him :)

what the hell is with you
your fine with me one min then the next you sudenly hate me
but whatever

haha its kinda funny how when i post these things im in a pretty shitty mood :D
but aye random day at school lol
had maths first aileen bet me on the questions for once :P
then my year head shouted at me for no going to get my card ¬.¬ stupid bitch
walking down the corridor and these wee guys were fighting and they bumped into me so i kinda punched one in the head :D
stoopid first years
new school and its all ready falling apart
gid yin(y)
thats what you get for hiring underachivers :P





pe was shite the day
had to sit and do nothing
fun (n)

needs banter like
omg SKIINNNSS
on in like not that long :D
i have pringles :)
yummy yummy pringles