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sooo IF I HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY
i would.......

(1)see what it feels like to wank
(2)party boy someone
(3)teabag someone
(4)have a pee conversation
(5)pee outside
(6)bobby slap someone
(7) sunbathe with my penis out
(9)chase a granny shouting"LOOK WHAT IV GOT"
(10)put it on a desk
(11)write in pee
(12) compair sizes
(13) measure it with a ruler
(14)see how long i could hold it for
(15)put it in someones shoe
(16)webcam someone going looook>>>
(17) draw a smiley face on it
(18) get a tatoo of my best friends face on it
(19)see if i could get it stuck in leather couch
(20) give someone anal ;O i kiidd......
see what its like having sex :D





so theres 20 things id do if i had a penis. Joined by aileen
:D



what would you do if you had a penis?
unless you'v already got one you lucky bastards
over and out Xo